Jokes :)

- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

- What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Stop! Treason! The ass!!!

- Who has invented the love?
- The poor, so they can fuck for free.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.