3 Ways To Impress Your Girlfriend

Way number One: To light a match with one hand

Flip the cover with your thumb, then reach your thumb around, grabbing the tip of one match. Pull it down and around the bottom of the pack until it makes contact with the 'flint.' If it doesn't reach all the way around (cheaper matches usually don't), push at the point where it connects to the rest of the matches.
Line up the tip of the match at the edge of the striking surface and crook your thumb so it points at the other edge. Very important, make sure your thumb makes contact with the tip as little as possible to minimize the surface area the flame can make contact with. A few mm from your thumbnail is good.

Way number Two: Opening a bottle with a lighter

If you find yourself with a beer that is not twist off. Hold the beer firmly by the neck, with the end of your cigarette lighter between your index finger and the cap.
The idea is to create a fulcrum out of your finger, and a lever out of your lighter. Push down quick on the end or the lighter, and the cap should pop right off. It takes a little practice, but once you get the hang of it, it works like a charm.

Way number Three: How to win a fight

How to win a Fight: if you're right-handed, keep small change in your left pocket. If you think you might have to knock some jackass out, take the change and toss it at his groin. He'll automatically react to that by covering the groin, and when he does, blast him with the right. In most fights, whoever gets in the first hit is going to win. Keep hitting until the guy goes down, then get the fuck out of dodge. You don't want him coming back with his friends. Or a bat. If you get stuck wrestling around with someone, remember: the body goes where the head goes.